- We’ll protect you from all those liberal, socialist-thinking ideas
- We’ll repeal ObamaCare – we won’t force affordable insurance and health care on you
- We’ll reform Social Security – you should be able to save for retirement on your own
- We’ll reform Medicare – why should we have to pay for health care for all those old people
- We’ll stop all this ridiculous climate change activity – it’s our world and it will last forever
- We’ll stop all these alternative energy initiatives – OIL is all we need (drill baby drill)
- We’ll remove all those pesky safety regulations that are holding back our big businesses
- We’ll stop all this talk about immigration reform – we just need to get rid of all these foreigners
- We’ll stop all this minimum-wage discussion – our big businesses need cheap labor to stay profitable
This is just for starters. We will continue to dismantle all those other bad things the Democrats did while they were in charge. If the President tries to stop us from doing our job, we will teach him a lesson and ”shut down the government.”
We know this is what you want because you voted us back in power.
We know what’s good for the country because our financial supporters told us.
So, don’t worry, we are going to take care of you.