Tea Party Mantra

Get a Brain Morans-smallI believe the bible should be taught in our schools instead of science.
I believe our government should put corporations first and people second.
I believe others should pay taxes but not me.
I believe Jesus believes in 50 round magazines, and concealed carry.
I believe those who don’t think like me should not have a voice in society.
I believe “The majority rules” doesn’t apply if I don’t agree with the majority.
I believe healthcare should be only for those who can afford it.
I believe if I’ve got mine, then that’s all that matters.
I believe I have the right to tell a woman what she can or can’t do with her body.
I believe I have the right to know what goes on in the privacy of your bedroom.
I believe my beliefs should be everyone’s beliefs.
I believe in the death penalty but I also believe “Thou shalt not kill”.
I believe liberals are evil because they’re open minded, educated and know facts.
I believe everything Fox News tells me because I don’t believe in facts.
I believe it’s okay for our Government to torture prisoners if a Republican is President.
I believe it’s okay for our Government to spy on it’s citizens if a Republican is President.
I believe I’m a super patriot even though I never served in the armed forces.
I don’t believe in a minimum wage.
I don’t believe in the luxury of clean air or water if it affects corporate profits.
I don’t believe in holding corporations accountable for illegal business practices.
I don’t believe in compassion, charity, understanding, or a lifestyle other than my own.
I don’t believe the Government should help people unless it’s me that needs the help.
I don’t believe a black man should be in the WHITE House.

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