Hey Mister… Are You Jesus?

Jesus holding lady in tears“Are you saved?” “Are you born again?” “Have you accepted Christ as your personal savior?” These are the formulaic ways that fundamentalist and evangelical Christians will ask you if you are “right with God.” But I have to say that I become uncomfortable when someone uses these phrases as a thermometer to gauge my spiritual temperature. Not only does it seem to be very self righteous, but I start to think that what they really mean is that if I haven’t come to God by one of these particular processes, then I might not be a Christian.

Not to mention that usually in today’s America when a conservative Christian approaches you with such phrases, there is much unspoken baggage behind them. Such as: When you are saved or born again, you will want to become a Republican Conservative. You will want to be very patriotic because this is a Christian Nation. You will want to be for the death penalty and against all abortion. You will want to speak out against homosexuality and lesbianism . You will want little or no government intervention in your life. You will loath separation of church and state. And you will go to war if that war is “just,” etc.

But I don’t like it when people put God in a box. I would like them to throw their formulas away.  If I know anything about God I would say that he is very creative and omniscient, and he can bring people to him in many mysterious, joyful and loving ways. It’s like Forrest Gump said when asked if he found Jesus: “I didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for him.”

Alter calls and “witnessing” campaigns are not for me. The early church met at one another’s houses. When the people around them watched them live their daily lives, they said, “See how they love one another?” That’s how we should be. I don’t think there is one perfunctory formula or living arrangement  that we are to pursue to get people to “come to Jesus,” or “get right with God.” As a matter of fact I believe that wherever we are, we “flesh out Jesus.”  We show by our actions that  Christ lives in us. It’s as simple as that. I don’t believe that we are supposed to get a beatific smile on our faces or have our eyes become glazed over.

We don’t have to speak in tongues or have some kind of carnival show. I have known when I am around a Christian. They don’t  have to say anything. They don’t sound like they are on drugs and smile at me like a moron. They don’t keep saying “Praise the Lord!” Praise the Lord! They do praise the Lord by the way they naturally act in love. They are human. They are compassionate. The difference is that they are genuine. You can just tell. I think they have authentic love because they follow Christ and have him and his love living inside of them. They “flesh him out.”

That’s how I would have felt around Martin Luther King. That’s how I would have felt around Gandhi or Mother Teressa. And I’m sure that’s how I would feel if I met Jimmy Carter. There is just something about people who walk in God’s love. You like to be around them. They love you unconditionally and accept you as you are. They don’t judge you.

I think conservative Christians like pat formulas because, in our commercialized world, they have turned Christ into a commodity, something to sell to people. Jesus used various phrases in the Bible to teach people what it’s like to know God or understand his love. He didn’t mean for us to make an idol of them and turn his love into mathematical formula.

There is a story about a business man who was frantically rushing through an airport lobby because he was late for a flight. A little boy was walking along with a puzzle that he had just put together. The businessman smacked into the boy and the pieces of the puzzle, along with the boy, went flying everywhere. The man sat down on the floor beside the boy to see if he was okay. He was going to miss his flight. While he was on the floor with the kid he put the pieces back into their proper places and handed the puzzle fully intact back to the child. The little boy smiled with surprise and said, “Hey Mister. Are you Jesus?”

By Keith Goss, for the Christian Left

3 thoughts on “Hey Mister… Are You Jesus?

  1. Are you saved?
    “I don’t need to be saved from life, death or rebirth.”

    Are you born again?
    “Aren’t we all?”
    (scientifically, the atoms of the universe are reused and reordered countless times to create life)

    Have you accepted Christ as your personal savior?
    “No. I believe that the only true salvation comes from within myself and only I have the power to save myself.”

    This is how I answer the christians and pseudo-christians. LOL! It tends to throw them for a loop!
    It’s not that I have anything particularly against the teaching of the Jesus of Nazareth. He made some good points and seemed to genuinely be trying to help people accept the nature of the universe, but it’s not the be-all, end-all to me, and I feel his teachings have been perverted by his followers in any case (as have many of the other religions of the world, sadly).

    I often find it ironic that the christians fear death and dying so much. Aren’t they supposed to reap the rewards of heaven and it’s supposed to be all wonderful and such if they have accepted Jesus? If that’s the case, why are so many of them still afraid of dying?
    I just never got that. I ascribe to no particular creed or religion, and while I’m not yet ready to die, I also have no particular fear of death and will accept it when it comes.

  2. There is no evidence, outside of the Bible that Jesus actually existed. Myths and fable are what makes up the worlds religions.

    I found this to be more credible as to where the so-called Jesus really came from.

    “Caesars Messiah – The roman Conspiracy to invent Jesus”

  3. Agreed 100% on the myths and fable. But I’m willing to admit it’s possible that these prophets existed (as in Jesus the man, not the son of god) and what wisdoms they left just got… embellished (to put it mildly).

    Interesting video. Probably more like the reality of what actually happened in those times.

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